TRAPEZE, Fort Lauderdale's premiere on-premises swinging club, is much more than a nice place to fuck or suck your neighbor. It's the place to be for carnal couples who are into the lewd "Lifestyle." A large part of the fun of swinging in the sex friendly, on-premises club is the way the staff is always scheming up "theme orgies" to keep their kinky clientele happy, as well as horny.

When we arrived, on a recent sex-soaked weekend, to chronicle the erotic events, we witnessed swingers reveling in all sorts of theme appropriate fun and games. Petite Asian beauty Kalani was our volunteer guide for the weekend and she gained us entry into many freaky and fun events, from a cramped and sweaty back room four-way fuck-fest, to a two-girl dildo party in the side lounge. (See more of this beauty at www.exotickalani.com/

The weekend's biggest event was the "Queen of the Nile" costume party, with couples and Trapeze staffers dressed and undressed in ancient Egyptian regalia. Guests were greeted at the door by a genuine mummy's coffin. The club was decorated Nile-style, and from the front dirty-dance floor to the back of the club orgy rooms, the place was packed with kinky Cleopatra's and nasty Nefertitis, freaky pharaohs and slutty slave girls.

Of course, some of the naughtiness was just swinger business as usual. For instance, there was nothing exceptionally Egyptian about the frigid fun of the "Frozen T-shirt Contest" in which winner sucked all. As club owner Alan Mostow put it, "Our contest gives new meaning to the term 'booby prize!'"

Five finalists each won 500 buck contributions towards the tit-job of their dreams. Funny thing was, the frozen tee shirt contest winners looked fine to us in the tit department. Oh well, perhaps they planned to bestow their boobalicious benefits on babes less bountifully endowed. After all, where big breasts are concerned, it's the more the merrier!

The five "Frozen T-Shirt" contest winners, and some of their horny friends, undress on the dance floor before moving to the back bar for some serious group action! Looks to us like at the end of this contest, everybody is a winner!

Kalani and Molly, getting ready for the Egyptian theme costume party, take time out for a hot lesbian session in the dressing room. Kalani sure looks like she's loving the feel of Molly's strap on dildo way up inside her wet pussy!