The night everyone has been waiting for is just a few days away

“Lust is in the air”
Cum hungry for the food & sex
Lobster, Filet mignon, and beautiful women

Only $50 per couple

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(After midnight only $35 per couple)

The next day is President’s Day so many of you will be off from work. Plan to be with us for an incredible night of great cuisine, romantic ambiance, and lots and lots of sex.





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You want wild and crazy? Mardi Gras Mayhem at Trapeze is the place to be! Every year, Trapeze goes all out to recreate the splendors of Bourbon Street right here in our own club. Earn lots of beads, have plenty of fun, enjoy a traditional Mardi Gras cuisine, and best of all…have plenty of sex!





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“We’ll do everything but pack your bags”

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest... After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'

His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'



FIRST TIME SEX ............

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have a dinner with her parents.

Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

The boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down. 10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.' The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'!!!